January 2012
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I wanted champagne
but my dad says it smells like crushed roaches…so he made sangria.
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December 2011
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this. just. made. my. life.
My idea of a perfect date?
presidentace:
It’s to stay home with you. Not go anywhere, but just sit at home in our pajamas. We can play video games, watch movies, and cuddle. We could cook a meal together, wrestle,take dorky pictures, and make dorky videos. My idea of a perfect date isn’t going to anywhere fancy or expensive. It’s to stay home with you, which is the best place to ever be.
^^THIS please :|
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LETS GET DOWN TO BUISNESS TO DEFEAT THE HUUUUUNS. DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS? YOU’RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET AND YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE’RE THROUGH. MISTER I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU.
TRANQUIL AS A FOREST BUT ON FIRE WITHIN. ONCE YOU FIND YOUR CENTER YOU ARE SURE TO WIN. YOU’RE A SPINELESS PALE PATHETIC LOT AND YOU HAVENT GOT A CLUE. SOMEHOW I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU.
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40 years ago today....
spasticorientation:
the-search-for-cherryred:
ella-guru:
scientific-delirium-madness:
this was unleashed upon the world:
………..the world still hasn’t recovered.
Here’s to 40 years of rape, ultraviolence, and Beethoven.
One of my favorite movies of all time! <3
guess what I’m watching now.
Penny, you still need to show me this movie!
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i turned my ask box off because of the hate i keep...
lmao thought everyone on tumblr was nice but you’re the one who said body mods are vile.
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Whether he's mine or not
iluvbubbletea:
I still get jealous.